that just happened

John Mark is funny.
But that's no secret.

Recently, he's been coming to the office with me before school on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
This always provides endless entertainment-
both for myself and my co-workers.

He really enjoys taking the silver ruler from my hole punch-
it's his hook,
his sword,
a gun... you get the picture.

Today he decided to use it as a ruler.
He was measuring the walls,
his hands, the desks...

Then Kelly (who is quite pregnant) asked-
"How big is baby Darryl?"

He took the ruler-
held it up, down, sideways...
all around Kelly's belly and said:

"I think... GIANT."