told ya

This was our evening last night:
JM- "Mom, I'm hungry.  Can I have this?"
Me- "No, John Mark... that's really old cornbread."
JM- "Oh.  But I LOOOOOVE cornbread"
Me- "No you don't... besides I don't remember when I made that."
JM- "Oh.  Well, what can I have?"
Me- "How about a sandwich?"
JM (jumping on the counter)- "YES!  I'll get the peanut butter."

I proceed to make the sandwich and cut it into a heart.
Then I threw the heart remnants into the trash...

About 15 minutes later (after inhaling the sandwich),
JM walks in holding bread...

JM- "Mom, can I eat this?"
Me- "NOOOOO!!  That was in the trash."
JM- "Oh.  Well, I'm starvin'... Dad, can I eat this?"
Micah- "No."
JM- "Why not?  I'm starvin'"
Micah- "Because... you're not a goat."